Tuesday, March 2, 2010

10 Reasons To Keep Your Crappy Job

Here's 10 random reasons to keep your crappy job...

  • You're poor - quitting will feel good until your cash flow hits $0/year.

  • You might get fired. Unemployment checks baby!

  • You've forgotten how depressing it is to sit around the house.

  • Long commutes aren't so bad if you switch to going in before or after rush hour.

  • They'll pay you to look for another job. You've got vacation time, so use it.

  • Health insurance is your friend.

  • If you don't take someone's crap and don't lash out, your job might get better.

  • What the hell else are you going to do?

  • What else will you use as inspiration for your future Dilbert-esque best selling novel?

  • Maybe you're job is just fine and your attitude sucks. If you do everything you're asked and prove to be reliable, chances are you're life will get easier pretty quickly. If it doesn't, your job is actually crappy.

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